Thesaurus Nights

Should have been off to see Guns N Roses last night. But the idea of spending all night standing around in a sweltering indoor arena waiting for Axl to get his arse on stage put me off. Plus who really cares about them any more? Axl and a bunch of blokes you've never heard of prancing around the stage? At least when they had that numpty with a KFC box on his head they had comedy value. Nah. Instead, I spent the evening wading through chapters and chapters of text, spell-checking and making sure that the style was consistent. Rock 'n' roll !! Sad thing is, I know that was far more interesting than watching Rose & Co. Which means I'm either getting old or says a helluva lot about the state of GNR in 2006.